bucky barnes gets picked up by the russians. his metal arm gets attached, he gets trained. for the final phase of his training, before he’s deployed in the field, the doctor says “you’re ineffective until we give you a vasectomy. the possibility of all that sperm floating around is going to cloud your judgment.”
it’s 2015. bucky barnes, wearing a bathrobe, talks to…idk…*spins wheel*….thor. thor says “there’s no place on earth i can go where i’m not a monster.” bucky barnes drops to his knees. “i’m a monster too” he says. “i can’t knock anybody up”
